HumoraboutAge

  
OLD pOSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip

OLD pRINTERS never die, they‘re just not the type

OLD pROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it

OLD pROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompile

OLD pROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with life

OLD pROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits

OLD pROGRAMMERS never die, they just lose their memory

OLD pROGRAMMERS never die, they just move to new addresses

OLD pROGRAMMING WIZARDS never die, they just recurse

OLD pROpANE TANKS never die, they just run out of gas

OLD pROSITUTES never die, they just fake away...

OLD pUNTERS never die, they just go horse

OLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just fade back and pass away

OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go to pieces

OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go under cover