Humorabouttheelderly

  
OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling

OLD BEEKEEpERS never die, they just buzz off

OLD BIKERS never die, but they‘re hard on tires

OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away

OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away

OLD BOOKKEEpERS never die, they just lose their figures

OLD BOOKS never die, they just go out-of-print

OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter

OLD brAKES never die, they just grind down

OLD brIDGE pLAYERS never die, they just lose their finesse

OLD brIDGE pLAYERS never die, they just sit around on their fat aces

OLD BUDGETS never die, they are fillibustered

OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away

OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away

OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get consolidated